Sunday, March 22, 2009

Read & Laugh Out Loud !!

Actually benda ni dah lama melekat kat dinding opis..saje je nak kongsi ngan korang...
hehe

- When you apply for leave from the bos, he answer you like this :
" You want to apply for 1 day leave? Anything else you want from the company my dear? "
In a year, you work 365 days. 1 year got 52 weeks. Every week you rest for 2 days then left 261 days working.
Everyday you have 16 hours of not working, so minus 170 days, left 91 days of work.
Everyday you spend 30minutes drinking coffee, sum up is about 23 days, so you left 68 days working.
Everyday you spend 1 hour for lunch then minus 46 days again, left 22 days
Usually you apply 2 days sick leave every year, so you still left 20days working.
Every year have 5 days holidays for festival or whatever, then you just work for 15 days.
Then, company give you 14 days annual leave!
SO,YOU ONLY WORK FOR 1 DAY!!!
NOW YOU STILL WANT TO APPLY 1 DAY LEAVE?? !!

2 comments:

cham's said...

huhuhu (ketawa bebuatan) lain kali if u want to take any "leave", juz blocking ur boss inside de "lif" and dun forget to bring nasik "banana leaf" also.....mati la dek!!!

Jal said...

kita bt jampi serapah suruh bos x yah dtg opis.....uhuhuhu....... x yah lh apply leave.......hahahaha